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5:00 - 6:00 Social
Come on by!
\* \ [Open on suburban kitchen, Wife and Husband arguing\] Wiki Markup
Wife: New LaTiS is a floor wax\!
Husband: No, new LaTiS is a data model\!
Wife: It's a floor wax\!
Husband: It's a data model\!
Wife: It's a floor wax, I'm telling you\!
Husband: It's a data model, you cow\!
Spokesman: \ [enters quickly\] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New LaTiS is both a floor wax and a data model\! Here, I'll spray some on your mop. \ [sprays LaTiS onto mop\] ..and some for your data server. \ [sprinkles LaTiS onto laptop\] \
[Husband computes while Wife mops\]
Husband: Mmmmm, works great\!
Wife: And just look at that shine\! \ *\*
** with apologies to SNL